Wow

This was so cute, it made my day. Really. I'd like to say more, but i dont know what to say - it was just perfect.
Oh, I do have a question: How the hell did this grow to size of 1600kb? Why did you use Jpeg as background? What is that blinking pixel above Luigi's head? Did you compress music at all? Sorry. It's not a rant. I loved this. On internet, compression is a matter of art and professionality, that's all.

kinda wasnt worth watching.

i dont like cockjokes, that's all. and i would be okay with all that, had he not ripped all the graphics off the original. right-click, then zoom in. you will see pixels on the edges. and the only drawings he made, were... i dont know. i wont tell, but you all know what i'm going to say.
anyway, this is not personal, but a good advice is... if you cant make a flash youself (graphics, scripts, scenarios AND music) invite a friend who can, and do a collaboration. the sound was good, really, very clear and doesnt need subtitles, like in the reeeeeal Tankmen. but it's half of the work. i encourage you to make a colab, and a good guideline is, if you're new at this, dont start off with mature-rated movies. try the talent elsewhere first.

this flash is crunk, for shizzle!

it was a bit short, yes, but the continuity helps compensate this a little bit. i didnt even know when it was over =P and i was like "wow, yay" when i realized there is no "play again" button!
the characters have a volume, they're not just stick figures, so when they fall over each other, they really pile up.

I liked it, but...

I liked it, but it could contain less bad language. Dirtytalk != cool, at least not always. The contrast between cute girls and their dirty language slightly ruined it for me. But hey, dont listen to me, others liked it, so did I.

just... wow.

i dont know if this is stolen or not, it looks disturbingly sam- uhh similar, as the cursorthief i found on ebaums a year ago (yet again, i dont know if ebaum stole it from someone else, cuz i wont visit that site to check, on newgrounds there is an explanation why). well the funny coincidence is that i got bored a few days ago and made my own cursorthief, tho it's an exe and cant be submitted here (pm me if interested, i'm confident in my work, and someone may like it). oh well, since i randomly ran into this, it made my day.
well anyway. i pity you all people who say "add lasers, knives, jetpacks", this is NOT A GAME, it is just a cuteness factor!!!
i agree with a previous poster, who said "he looks so cute and pathetic and harmless, you give him a chance, and WHAM, there goes your 5$ mousie!"

someone actually took time for a good tutorial

this one really does show how to make weapons from a side. i guess that isometric weapons are a bit more advanced, but a good flash artist would not have a problem with it. the tutorial shows what someone should pay attention when making a flash. i liked.

Well.

Same like Silvasonic said below. To be honest, for my own listening, I have cut away the first short segment, and the bad-tape effect near the middle. My times-played-count shows hundreds by the way, literally.

Nice but...

I liked the previous one more. There are moments that just dont fit with the rest (the very first segment, and a switch near the middle). But once again, the previous version was much better. Too much unpleasant tones show thru this supposedly cleaner version. I'll go and rate the other one with max now.